I was watching with great interest the Cronulla v Canberra NRL game tonight, which Canberra easily won 24-14. That was to be expected, Cronulla are a pack of flailing imbeciles who should be taken out the back and fucking shot. What was unexpected was the pathetic level of attendance at Toyota Park: 8,561. This is simply not up to NRL standards, and this piece of shit club should be kicked out , or at least relocated somewhere else.
We all know what Cronulla people like doing, don’t we? They like drinking themselves to oblivion, rooting whatever fuckwit is in 100 yards of them, bashing anyone who isn’t of the Aryan race. Alas, going to football matches and cheering on a boring, hopeless footy team isn’t on the agenda. Maybe bashing Mussies takes up too much free time, but enough is enough. The way things are headed, the Cronulla Sharks will go broke this year. Time to bite the bullet and fuck em off….to Adelaide.
I know. I have a few Adelaidean readers who would want to slice my throat open at that news (it’s okay, I don’t mind it a litle rough), but there’s no other option. A bad Adelaide crowd, which normally involves minimal promotion of the bloody game, usually comes close to a bad Cronulla crowd with ample promotion. The Adelaide Sharks would at least guarantee 10000 every game, considering theres a large segment of Adelaide’s population who could not give a flying fuck about AF fucking L.
I, however, would do things slightly differently. I would try to get a 20000 seat stadium built in Adelaide’s Southern Suburbs and base the team there. The AFL teams in Adelaide play all the way up in West Lakes, thats a fucking mile away from the South! And everyone knows Adelaideans are fiercely loyal to the city and state, so they’ll support anything representing them.
So that’s part of my grand plan for Rugby League, teams in Central Coast and Perth, and ship those hopeless pieces of shit Cronulla to Adelaide.
I’ll write about other stuff soon, promise!
Mate, look at how many of the NRL’s first grade sides and Toyota Cup sides are Kiwis. NZ supplies anywhere upwards of 25% of the comp’s players so they deserve a second team – probably in Wellington. This will give the Warriors a local derby, provide more money through the NZ Sky TV deal and strengthen the international game (or have you Aussies taken your ball home now after the WC?).
We don’t need another team in NSW – let one of the existing Sydney clubs relocate to the Central Coast. The Central Coast Tigers has a nice ring to it. Completely agree on the Sharks moving to Adelaide, though, and bring in Perth for sure!
Cronulla should be at the forefront of the exodus of teams from Sydney. Adelaide would be a good spot for them. If they do, per chance, go the way of the Rams… no loss!
I agree with the comment above that Wellington should have a team. Byw, bye Parramatta.
This expansion caper isn’t so hard, is it?
Central Coast Tigers, I might fly over to Japan just to put one of your chin for that mate!
Deinfitely agree with a Wellington team. I doubt a Sth Island team would work, purely because of the recent successes of the Canterbury Crusaders. And that stuff about Parramatta going would be fantastic. Just thinking about no more Cronulla and Parra makes me slightly tingly.